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here lies a huge dork
My name is Kat and I'm located in London, England who is into a whole bunch of dorky shit.

I'm a cosplayer and an actor, and a really rather shit writer/artist. This blog is personal so it will contain information relevant to my life, and sometimes may be NSFW.
My therapist just told me a joke.

nehoynehoy14:

lilysinthefall:

professorfangirl:

timemachineyeah:

So this girl walks up to another girl and says “Hey, have you heard of the Bechdel Test?”

And the other girl says, “Yeah, my boyfriend was telling me about it the other day!”

SIT DOWN.

i don’t get it

I feel like this is an inside joke that I am not getting

tom-nippleston:

tom-nippleston:

tom-nippleston:

tom-nippleston:

tom-nippleston:

I PUT THE HOUSECAT OUTSIDE FOR TWO GODDAMN MINUTES AS A JOKE AND HE COMES RUNNING IN WITH A SNAKE IN HIS MOUTH

OH SHIT THE SNAKE IS STILL ALIVE

THE SNAKE HAS GONE INTO THE LAUNDRY ROOM AND IM ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS

SNAKE HAS BEEN RELEASED IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD IN A PANICKED, THROWING MOTION

"Fucking put me outside again, bitch. See what happens." -My Asshole Cat

"Nature is a haunted house—but Art—is a house that tries to be haunted."
Emily Dickinson (via curiously-chamomile-queer)

andurile:

there was a fight in the cafeteria today because somebody got 100+ on flappy bird and announced it to the entire place so naturally everyone tried to beat the score and there was this guy who nearly beat the score but he didn’t and he got so pissed he tried to throw his phone at the wall but it hit someone else instead and they started to shove and punch each other and the moral of the lesson is to never install flappy bird 

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